sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This gyro tastes like lonliness
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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