So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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