i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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