one might say we're banned from that church
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We're too hungover to prance.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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