You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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