Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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