Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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