there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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