he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Do plants get herpes?
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