do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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