i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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