Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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