So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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