Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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