I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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