office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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