I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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