I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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