Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im drinking this country out of the recession.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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