Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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