Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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