We're facebook friends in real life
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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