I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
