I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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