Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We got so high we made milksteak
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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