ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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