i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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