last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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