at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Houston, we have a blender
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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