Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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