So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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