Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
