thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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