glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Randomize
