I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
3pm strippers are depressing
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
