My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
