Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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