Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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