It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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