saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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