But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
grandma shit on top of the toilet
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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