At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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