Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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