I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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