The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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