I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
