I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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