Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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