Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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