Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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